“Leading” Belgian senatorial candidate Tania Derveaux, for whom some of our friends earlier jerked off into their neighbor’s high-heeled shoe for the inspiration Tania gave them, seems to have become much more enthusiastic for the global attention she has been getting that she’s now not only offering 400,000 jobs, but also 40,000 blowjobs — that’s 80 blowjobs a day for 500 days of hard work.
We’re not sure if Tania or her friends at NEE are bullshitting us, but the only way to know is to hit and fill out Tania’s Blowjob Request Form, carefully read the Fellatio Terms of Service, and cross your fingers and hope that one sunshiny day Tania indeed would appear at your doorstep with her mouth deliciously hanging open.
We’re not sure if Tania or her friends at NEE are bullshitting us, but the only way to know is to hit and fill out Tania’s Blowjob Request Form, carefully read the Fellatio Terms of Service, and cross your fingers and hope that one sunshiny day Tania indeed would appear at your doorstep with her mouth deliciously hanging open.
